Michael's Answers

1. Popcorn or candy?
Popcorn, from any AMC so that i am able to put on as much heart attack butter as possible, so that my hand is glistening in the movie light

2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
Honestly i cannt think of a film i have been meaning to see but haven't yet.

3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?
this was before my time.. but... LOL... Best Picture: The French Connection 1973. It should've been A Clockwork Orange... WHO SAW THAT COMMING!!?!?!

4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. Which will it be?
Steve-O's costume from SLC Punk when he gives the FU to his parents... classic

5. Your favorite film franchise is...
Um, honestly this is freaken hard, prolly Spiderman though

6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them? Scarlett Johansson, Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, Darren Aronofsky, Christopher Nolan. Each one encompasses what i love about movies and that’s variety and skill. I think Mexican would be good, cannot go wrong with Mexican


7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
If they were to be zapped out of existence and put into another dimension where their phones no longer work and they have to watch a rerun episode of Mork and Mindy, "Mork Goes Erk." But i guess i will settle with them getting kicked out of the theatre and with no refund.

8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days:
For some reason Meryl and Owen say The Bride. I don’t see why they are over looking Sarah Connor from Terminator 2, which took on the Terminator in the first one and lived! I mean she fought the future and won, while The Bride fought the past and won. I will put all my money on Sarah.

9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
A group of my friends and myself sat around a TV to watch Signs for the first time. That film was a very scary possible future.. if aliens existed.

10. Your favorite genre (excluding comedy and drama) is?
Sci Fi. I freaken Love Sci Fi, from shitty films from Even Horizon to Star Wars, Sci Fi is something that i will always take the time out of the day to watch in that genre

11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
First i would ban Uwe Boll from ever making a film. Second i would push and also put as much money in front of David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, and Wes Anderson in order to get the best films out of these guys

12. Bonnie or Clyde?
Seriously why is this question here? i pick or

13. Who are you tagging to answer this survey?
Andrew